“Chunder Chaz, GET OF THE COUNTER!!!”

Excellent ways to name your pets.

Lads’ Nicknames

Is your pet a legend, king of banter, or an absolute madman? If so, this is the naming system for you. To generate your pet’s laddy nickname, just use their birthday. (If your pet can’t remember their birthday, you can use yours.)

Be warned, though – if you use this system, there’s a decent chance your family pet will end up called Wanky Wanker. That’s all part of the lad way of life, I’m afraid.