– This list will make you uncomfortable –
- Stains on library books
- Sitting down on a warm tram seat
- Crusty matter stuck between the tines of a fork
- A tissue that’s gone through the washing machine
- Other people’s feet
- Bird poo
- When people put speech marks instead of apostrophes
- When the landline rings
- Gunk in the plughole
eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuurrrghhhh
