Well, to mangle a well known phrase, “Blandness is the spice of life.”

Everyone’s wired a little differently. Some people know sonatas off by heart, others can build a car out of the stuff they found in the garage.

Me, my kink is that I care about boring stuff, far more than I care about anything else. Sometimes people look at me with a why-are-you-talking-about-the-Potato-Council sort of a look, and I guess they don’t share my enthusiasm for the small stuff – but I want to effervesce about it, so here we are.