very, very, very specific advice

“The secret to my success?” asks the lottery winner, fanning himself with wads of cash. “Just keep buying scratchcards. You can withdraw £200 a day. Put it all on the tickets. That’s how I got where I am today.” The tech billionaire tells you to drop out of secondary school and pour all of your […]

Simple joys

I’d been struggling to see the sunshine in life, but for the last few days I’ve felt glorious: positive, full of life, and with a healthy appetite for fun (and, also, for food). It’s one of the unfortunate truths in life that the principles of mindfulness are much easier to follow when you’re feeling good […]

Things You Can Only See When You Slow Down

– or – On a more serious note I started this blog about a year ago, largely out of kindness to my loved ones, who’d been the only outlet for my terrible humour for far too long. Inflicting myself on the general public instead, while bad for society as a whole, seemed like the best […]

Thoughts from my bean bag chair

Takes a puff on my soap bubble pipe. In this day and age, the closest me and my friends will get to owning property is buying a domain name.