Little Tragedies

Ice Tea

[You buy ice tea from the vending machine.]


[It’s lemon, not peach.]

Little Tragedies


[On the bus; you’re 20p short for the fare.]

Bus Conductor: If you don’t have the correct fare, you’ll have to get off.

Fellow passengers: *judge you*

Little Tragedies

Eggs and Heartbreak

[At 11.04am]

Sorry, we stop serving breakfast at eleven.

Little Tragedies

A Tragedy in 15 Words

[In a crowded bar.]

Him: I really love you.

Me: I love you too.

Him: No, I said I love your tattoo.