Tag Archives: haiku

Haiku of the Week

Huge TVs on wheels,

Copying out of textbooks.

Substitute teachers.

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Haiku of the Week

Supposedly full

of antioxidants, miss

me with that green tea.

Haiku of the Week

Anagrams and sums,

Dictionary innuendo.

Fucking love Countdown.

Haiku of the Week

Thanks for your letter,

Sent through the post, to confirm

I’ve gone paperless.

Haiku of the Week

Politeness dictates

I drink this milky disgrace.

Tea at yours is grim.

Haiku of the Week

Muddy knees, lost trowels.

Months of tending the black earth.

Result: one tomato.

Haiku of the Week

Vicars with guitars,

Endless icebreakers, Youth Clubs.

Local new-age church.

Haiku of the Week

New highlighter set.

Overambitious scribbled schedule.

Constant stress headache.

Haiku of the Week

Rolls of black binbags,

Goodbyes to unwanted gifts.

Clearing out cupboards.

Haiku of the Week

Muffled announcements,

Long delays on cold platforms.

British train journeys.