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a Sixth Twitter Haiku

Tell me, how can your
Zine be about my teachings,
When zines don’t exist?

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another Twitter haiku

Resolved: from now on
I’m on the right path. Then -
no! POCKET DAIRY.

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twitter haiku four

Chops stained with rainbow
Of zealous health. Stomach full
Of gummy delights.
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Twitter Haiku III

And thus the world ends:
Not with a bang, nor in flames.
Just Oopsie Daisy.

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Twitter Haiku #2

Creaking branches and
Sticky ribs on mossy ground.
Beware of the woods.

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Twitter Haiku

A real bargain, a
steal. Complete your Christmas tree:
Sight, smell, and now sound.

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Haiku of the Week

Tipsy proposal:

A dizzy game of Twister.

High-stakes clumsiness.

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Haiku of the Week

Huge TVs on wheels,

Copying out of textbooks.

Substitute teachers.

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Haiku of the Week

Supposedly full

of antioxidants, miss

me with that green tea.

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Haiku of the Week

Anagrams and sums,

Dictionary innuendo.

Fucking love Countdown.